Grandpa Falls Asleep On Top Of This Lady’s Cell Phone. Her Next Move Is An Unexpected Hilarious Surprise!
Oh boy, British humor sure is something special. Blunt, yet innocent enough, they know how to make one chuckle. The skill is in how they dramatically deliver their dry comedy and fearlessly plow through taboo. A good portion of the funniest performances out there originated from the creativity of the British.
Just to name a few, there was Mr. Bean, Keeping Up Appearances, The Office, Black Books, Monty Python, which all provided immense entertainment. In this sitcom excerpt a woman knocks on the door of a house where she had left her cell phone.
When she walks in she finds a man sleeping in the recliner in the living room where she believes she left her phone. Another woman hides in the kitchen when she realizes the visitor had returned and calls the cell phone which makes the search a little silly.
The ringtone proves that the cell phone indeed is underneath the sitting man, and when he scratches his nether region the phone call is answered. The owner of the phone proceeds to answer the call as if the phone was in her hand, but gracefully informs the caller that the connection is not ideal.
Because the woman in the kitchen can see the situation as she places the call, she instructs the woman on the other end of the line that perhaps she should move closer to the phone. The ridiculousness is hilarious as the woman yells very closely into the crotch of the sleeping man and then eventually just reaches her hand in to grab the phone.
She fumbles around for a bit when a priest walks in to find her in the middle of the inappropriate looking behavior. The man wakes up very excited at all the action and the woman in the kitchen stands back and laughs at the outrageous scene.
Please Share This With Family and Friends 🙂
If You Put Cut Up Onions Inside Your Socks While You Sleep THIS Happens!
Onions may bring tears to your eyes but the momentary pain they cause is easily outweighed by the fact that they can also help fight against diseases. The bulbous vegetables are grown all over the globe and used in may different ways. They can be eaten alone, added to dishes to increase the flavor, pickled and stored, used to clean barbecue grills, and even placed in socks at night to help heal our bodies.
You read that last part correct; onions can help fight colds, fevers, and flu-like symptoms. The practice of placing onions on people’s feet can be traced back to ancient Chinese medicine. The Chinese determined that there are thousands of nerve endings on the bottom of feet which act like access points to internal organs and are closely linked with our nervous systems.
When a cut onion is placed on the underside of the foot it kills germs and bacteria because onions naturally have strong anti-bacterial and anti-viral properties. The phosphoric acid, the stuff that’s responsible for making you cry, enters into the bloodstream and helps purify the blood all over your body. In turn, you become healthier and your improved body is better prepared in terms of its ability to fight off infections and inflammation.
Many people have tried this alternative method and claim that it has worked for them. The positive response is encouraging, and with no apparent negative side effects, it seems like the onion theory could be beneficial to many people out there. Here is how you can try it yourself at home:
Take an onion, red or white both work, and cut it into flat slices so they can be easily applied to the bottom of your feet. Pull on a pair of socks over the onions to keep them in place overnight, lay back, sleep, wake up, remove the socks, and discard the onions.
It’s that simple. As you dream the onion will seep into and through your skin where it works to purify blood and absorb toxins. If you’re worried about having a stinky smelling room or feet after this, don’t be! The onion’s natural properties also help to purify the air in the room and since it kills bacteria it eliminates the main factor which causes foul smelling feet and gets rid of foot odor.
Putting onions in your socks at night may be just the right thing your body needs. It’s cheap, all natural, and can be done in the comfort of your own home. Plus, the benefits reported far outweigh the one negative I can think of, which is possible momentary discomfort when you first place sliced onions in your socks. Give it a try and see if it works, I know I will be doing this tonight!
Please Share with friends and family
This Guy Went Blind Because He Made A Simple Mistake Many People Make Every Night!
Contact lenses are a hugely popular alternative to wearing eyeglasses. Most people wear them in order to see better and to correct their vision. However, countless others choose to wear colored contacts to change up their eye color or to achieve a certain look. The CDC estimates that in the United States more than 30 million people wear contacts, which are considered medical devices and are regulated by the FDA (cdc.gov/contactlenses).
When a person goes to apply the tiny, thin, round, clear plastic lenses, they place them directly onto the surface of their eye. This application method requires users to have clean hands and sanitary conditions around the lenses since bacteria, dirt, and any other contaminants can easily be transferred to the eye when putting them in or taking them out.
It’s common knowledge among contact users that you should always take them out before bed and never wear them overnight. Failing to do so puts you at a risk for infection, irritation, and even blindness. It’s simply a risk no one should take, but sometimes people forget or brush it off and leave them in anyways.
Also, some “extended wear” contacts are labeled as safe to leave in for multiple days at a time. Those were the type of contacts Chad Groeschen had been wearing for several days when he started to lose vision in his left eye.
At first Chad’s eye was itchy and watery so he assumed it was allergies acting up. But when he awoke one night with a massive headache, sinus pressure, and cloudy vision, he decided to get medical attention. Doctors checked out his eyes and told him that Pseudomonas bacteria had built up under his contact and damaged his eye.
This type of bacteria is most commonly found in the eyes of people who wear or leave in contacts for extended periods of time and if left untreated it can cause blindness. Doctors were able to halt and control the infection in Chad’s eye, but it had progressed too far and he ended up becoming blind in his left eye.
Chad is currently waiting for the open sores in his eye to heal to see if he may qualify for a corneal transplant. Such an operation could potentially restore some of the vision he has lost, but only time will tell. He’s decided to use his story and experience as a way to warn and remind others of the dangers and risks associated with leaving in contact lenses for too long.
Even if the packaging claims it is safe to do so, don’t jeopardize your health and eyesight. Take the lenses out, clean them, give your eyes a break, and if you notice changes or irritation in your eye have it checked out immediately.
Please Share This With Family and Friends
If You Put Your Tongue On Your Palate Before Bed and Start Breathing THIS Happens To Your Body!
Sometimes it’s the simple things that can make the biggest differences in our lives and health. Whether that means eating all-natural and organic foods or drinking plenty of water, it often turns out that the more basic the better it is for our bodies. The same goes for getting a good night’s rest, you want to be able to fall asleep quickly and naturally get the recommended amount of sleep each night!
For some people, falling asleep is not so simple and straightforward. They lay their head on the pillow and hours later are still wide awake, tossing and turning, trying to silently ease their minds in the hopes of passing out. If you’re one of the millions of Americans who fails to get enough sleep each night then you know how dreadful bedtime can be. Many people turn to sleeping pills, melatonin, alcohol, warm baths or milk in the hope that it will lead to a better night’s sleep. Sometimes they work, but only temporarily, and most simply fail to produce the desired effects. However, many people have yet to try one of most basic and easiest alternatives to help them fall asleep naturally.
The tried and true method is known as the “4-7-8” breathing technique. People all over the world swear by it and claim that they’re able to fall asleep faster when they use it. The technique was popularized by a world renowned expert on holistic health, Dr. Andrew Weil, who also happens to be a pioneer in the field of integrative medicine. The “4-7-8” breathing exercise can be done anytime, anywhere, anyplace and is incredibly simple. Here’s how to do it:
1. Place the tip of your tongue against the roof of your mouth. You want it to be right against the area of tissue that’s located just behind your upper front teeth. It should also stay there all throughout this entire exercise.
2. Exhale all the way out and completely through your mouth, expelling the air with a whoosh sound.
3. Close your mouth and without making any noise inhale through your nose for a count of four.
4. Hold your breath for a count of seven seconds
5. Exhale completely through your mouth, again making a whoosh sound, for a count of eight seconds
The steps above should have all been one complete breathe cycle with the exhalation part having taken you twice as long as the inhalation portion. Repeat the process for three more cycles and thus a total of four breaths. Make sure that you exhale at all times through your mouth and some people have found that it can also help if you try pursing your lips ever so slightly. You should try to practice it ideally 2x a day and it also works to relieve tension, stress, upsetting events, and when you’re trying to fall asleep.
Anyone and everyone can benefit from this measured breathing technique because it makes you mindful and your focus is on your breathing instead of the stress or thoughts that keep you up night after night. Dr. Weil aptly describes this breathing exercise as a “natural tranquilizer for the nervous system” and he’s correct, it relaxes your mind and body and with repeated practice it becomes stronger and more effective.
Check out the video for more on the benefits of the 4-7-8 breathing technique straight from the expert himself, Dr. Weil, and see if this simple trick can help you get a better and more restful nights sleep. If that’s even a remote possibility, then you definitely don’t want to pass this information by!
Please Share This Incredible Sleep Technique With Family and Friends 🙂
If You Snore At Night This All Natural and Simple Remedy Will Stop It For Good
image via – shutterstock.com
If you snore or happen to share a bed with someone who does, then you know how disruptive and problematic it can be. Not only does it lead to poor sleep for the person snoring, it often carries over and negatively effects the quality of sleep that others around them get.
Snoring occurs when the muscles located in the roof of the mouth, tongue, and throat relax as you drift off to sleep. The muscle tissues in the throat become so relaxed that they end up partially blocking your airway and vibrate with each breath of air. The louder the snorer, the narrower and more constricted their airway is, which in turn leads to labored breathing. The increased force of air rushing past the relaxed tissues causes them to vibrate more and snore louder.
Many factors may cause or contribute to snoring. They include sleep position, nasal congestion, alcohol consumption, sleep deprivation, obstructed nasal passages, throat weakness, obesity, the way one’s mouth is shaped, obstructive sleep apnea, and more. Whatever the cause may be, there is a simple home remedy that can help stop snoring and bring much needed relief to those who suffer from its effects, whether directly or indirectly.
Do you snore like this adorable Bulldog in the video below?
All that it involves is making a serving of fresh juice with some simple ingredients. It takes only a few minutes to prepare and according to numerous people who have tried this drink, it works wonders! Here is a list of ingredients and how to make the snore-no-more juice:
Ingredients:
2 Carrots
2 Apples
1/4 Lemon
1 Piece of Fresh Ginger Root
Instructions:
1. Combine the ingredients in a juicer, blender, or food processor and mix until they are smooth and well-blended.
2. Always prepare this fresh and make sure to drink it about an hour or two before going to bed every night.
Many people swear by this all-natural remedy and have found it to be effective at stopping snoring. It’s power lies in the ingredients which all help to decongest and clear nasal passages. Carrots, apples, and lemons in particular are high in vitamin C, which naturally acts to clean and clear out mucus and congestion, while ginger helps to further relieve pain and pressure. Plus, the best part about this simple anti-snore drink is that it tastes good, so you won’t have to choke down some nasty concoction!
If you or someone you love has problems with snoring, then you must try this out. After all, you really have nothing to lose and lots to gain from it, like a good nights sleep!
Watch the video below to learn more about this all natural No-Snore Recipe:
Please SHARE This All Natural No-Snore Recipe With Family and Friends 🙂
Infant Passes Out. The Puppy Proceeds To Do The Most Adorable Thing To His New Baby Brother.
image via – youtube.com
In this world there are certain individuals and animals who are meant to be in each others lives. Oftentimes it almost seems as if fate steps in and brings them together, and that appears to be the case for the adorable pair of youngsters in this clip.
The sleepy puppy’s name is Callie and according to her owners, she is one of the sweetest and most gentle dogs that they’ve ever had. Back in 2012 they found her outside their house. The poor girl had been abandoned and was tied up to their fence, left all alone on her own at just three-months old. From the moment they untied her and took her in they knew she was special and would fit right in with their own growing family.
At the time, Callie’s new parents also had a three month old son at home and as you can see, they became fast friends! In fact, they’re best friends and Callie hates leaving his side. This clip is from when she was still a tiny little puppy and even back then she watched over him while he slept peacefully.
However, puppies need just as much rest as newborns and Callie was struggling to stay awake. She looks like she’s about to doze off several times while trying to get comfortable and looking for a spot. It’s only when she finally cuddles up to her brother and protectively places her tiny head on top of his that she’s able to fully relax and fall asleep.
Everything about this video makes it easily one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.
Sleepy baby? Check.
Sweet puppy? Check.
Awesome rescue/back-story? Check.
Please SHARE This With Family and Friends 🙂
