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Maddie may be the smartest puppy alive, but that does not make her immune to the summer heat. Unlike her furry friends who do not share her Einsteinesque IQ, she uses her wits to cool herself down in a much more practical way than the classic hyperventilate-with-my-tongue-out routine that is so popular amongst her peers. Instead, she uses secret espionage techniques to learn the inner workings of the fabled garden hose, practicing under the veil of darkness until her technique is flawless. Once mastered, it is time to implement her unprecedented abilities for their intended purpose: to keep cool during the dog days of summer. Using her keen eye, she spots an opportune moment and goes for it.
Grasping the hose with her opposable teeth, she simultaneously turns it on with her formidable powers of telekinesis. Sauntering to the empty pool with efficient grace, she carefully places the running hose inside.
There is just one problem: it is not quite in the right spot. You see, her incredible brain power is not enough to conquer forty thousand years of dog evolution. Apparently, the same part of a dog’s mind that forces them to walk in seventy four circles before lying down, also causes a bit of an issue for our dear Maddie.
She moves the hose countless times, trying to find the perfect spot. Even after all that practice, she just can’t quite find it, but she does forget she was hot in the process, thereby inadvertently succeeding in her original goal.
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